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share office space ...

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

No go.

Psilocybin induces large-scale brain network reorganization, offering insights into the psychedelic state - PsyPost

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

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